Sunday, February 3, 2008

Sunsigns and Dating Tricks and Tips - 1

Sunsigns and Dating Tricks and Tips - 1

A good way to win friends and influence the opposite sex is to talk about sunsigns. Not prattle at length about Aries, Taurus and other creatures of the zodiac belt, but speak intelligently on the advantages of one born under your listener’s sunsign. (“You are lucky to be born an Aquarian. They are geniuses born ahead of their time.”) What are sunsigns? They were called signs of the zodiac till an Arian lady wrote about them and made the term ‘sunsigns’ and herself famous. Read her books, and you become half an expert. This post will help complete your education. There is an imaginary belt of stars around our solar system called the zodiac. Read some good book on Astronomy or visit a good site or check out ‘Zodiac’ in the encyclopaedia to know more. Please. The zodiac belt is divided into twelve groups of stars or constellations: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces. Ancient astronomers gave these names to these stellar groups to help them remember and record their positions easily. Mnemonics. I remember gazing and gazing at the night sky, trying to make out Taurus, till one fine night I had the bright idea of giving it up. Good thing I wasn’t a stubborn Taurus. Would have meant more nights with less sleep! Yawn! Modern Western Astrology has decided that Uranus rules Aquarius and Neptune rules Pisces, but I’m pakka desi and will stick patriotically to Sat and Jupes. If you are a selfless person hopelessly in love, you would have looked for his/her sunsign first. Good for you! Congratulations to the happy couple! Next step is to beg, borrow or buy a good book on sunsigns and read all about yours. Then you can research other people’s and extend your research by talking to them. Like pyramid schemes, the more people you talk to, all the more better for you, as an ungrammatical girl I know would say. It’s cool, in and hip to talk about sunsigns. Girls are more knowledgeable than boys in this. Why? Maybe because girls learn to equip themselves with all the weapons they need for relationship strategies at an early age. Boys are usually late, but better that than never. And because sunsigns are popular with teens, it is useful to know all about them if you want to be a hot thing with cool people. On a date, you can strike it great by talking about your victim’s sign. What you have to remember is to package it good. For example, the books tell you that Cancer is stingy and moody and choosy about friends and crabby. You tell the Cancerians that you know they plan their finances well, are highly sensitive, intuitive about friendships and have soft hearts. Over dessert, you could add that you always felt Cancerians were sexy. All the best!

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